Kinda Screwed - Episode 1
Directed by: Jynx
Released: June 2001
Preview A bloody excellent movie - which is, in parts, genuinely funny! This is probably the best 3dmm show movie the community has seen. The movie has excellent custom made scenery, and the animation overall is smooth and fluid, which helps the movies pace move nicely. Extremely entertaining to watch and a damn good download at a little under 2MB. Download now, and watch out for the next episode!
Overall rating: 8/10 Download
Kinda Screwed - Episode 1 [1.98 MB]
Kinda Screwed - Episode 2
Directed by: Jynx
Released: August 2001
Preview The second in this amazing 3dmm show thing is here, and yes, as you may have already heard, it's better than the first. I just love everything about this show, it all just totally works and I love the intro line "the only 3dmm show that doesn't have gay-ass wrestling music", hehe, damn straight!
Overall rating: 8/10 Download
Kinda Screwed - Episode 2 [2.18 MB]
Kinda Screwed - Episode 3
Directed by: Jynx
Released: August 2001
Preview The third in this immensely enjoyable series. As you'd expect, this is just as good as the others, if not better. Possibly the highlight for me was the final saying in the 'Funny things to say if you're American' which cracked me up. There's not much more I can say really; you know it's good, so just download asap.
Overall rating: 8/10 Download
Kinda Screwed - Episode 3 [2.09 MB]
Kinda Screwed - Episode 4
Directed by: Jynx
Released: August 2001
Preview The 4th installment in the 'Kinda Screwd' series. All the previous movies in the series have been hilarious, and I was hoping the same for this one. And it is as good! Its sooo funny. The shows appears to start off very slowly, but you soon learn that this is because the host, Mike Pfister, is pissed, hehehe. After some slurred ramble on his behalf, the bulletin board discussion topic starts. This episode, is about bulletin boards. Of course, the 3dmm.com and Metro BB are the main subjects. It is very entertaining to watch all the boards bitch. There are also some excellent soliloquies from Tony. The movie also shows some hilarious ' Fun newbie quotes', such as, "Shut up Andres - you Mexican!", and, "... you guys know when 3dmm 2 is coming?". Classic. The movies scenery is mostly nicely detailed and well put together, and character animation is average. If you liked the previous 'Kinda Screwd' episode - you'll love this. Download now.
Overall rating: 8/10 Download
Kinda Screwed - Episode 4 [3.28 MB]
Kinda Screwed - Episode 5
Directed by: Jynx
Released: December 2001
Preview This is the 5th installment in the 'Kinda Screwd' series. All of them have been halarious, and this episode is no exception - I found myself chuckling nearly as much as I did when watching 'Sgt. Steve'. The best part of the movie was undoubtably the Fagbasher part. The 'sand nigger' joke was classic. Sheer comedy, and probably the best in the series. Technically, the movie contained very few flaws. Great acting, great animation, great scenery, great comedy. Genius. Doon-load.
Overall rating: 8/10 Download
Kinda Screwed - Episode 5 [4.25 MB]
Osama's Heroes
Directed by: Jason Ruiz, Jynx
Released: September 2002
Preview So this is the highly anticipated 'Osama's Heroes'... Sadly, unfortunately, tragically... this classic comedy its unfinished. However, unlike most other unfinished movies this is pretty polished and complete. As for the comedy, this movie is fucking hilarious and extremely well executed. I particularly liked the taxi cab scene! Like all Ruiz's films, the animation, scenery and direction is superb. The voice acting was also quality - adding to the humor. The funniest thing since Sgt. Steve and unfortunately the last movie from both Ruiz and Jynx. Definitely worth the download. Review by Will Cheyney.

Fester and Jynx have become one of the most well known team-ups in the 3dmm Community. And yet it's mostly their flash stuff that people know them for; especially the Everyone Loves Dick series. However, their only real 3dmm team-up was this, a final 3dmm movie for both of them, unfinished, but yet still absolutely hilarious. And it even feels like a finished movie. While the movie was going to be about much more, this version can be summed up as being about people in the world before the 9/11 attacks. We meet lots of interesting characters, from Billy Bob, the trailer-park redneck, to the random Taliban guy, to Osama himself, one of the best HmC's in 3dmm at that point, and the best overall character in a 3dmm movie for 2002. And they all seem to have rounded personalities, especially the Taliban guy, when we even get a glimpse of his backstory. The scenery and animation are actually quite good, especially for when they were released, but that's not that Fester and Jynx are about. This movie is all about the laughs, and it pulls them off brilliantly. There wasn't a single minute in the movie when I wasn't holding my sides. From the dialogue between the FBI Agent and the taxi driver ("This, uh, this song's pretty ga-" "YOU ARE GAY!" has become one of my friend's favourite catchphrases.), to Osama watching Seinfeld (In an interesting development, the first episode of Seinfeld I ever watched had the part that Osama was watching in it.), to the Dune Coon Killer preview, which I believe was voted "Best Scene in a 3dmm Movie" in the 2002 awards, every scene is pure comedy. It does start to lose a little steam towards the end (Osama and the gang getting high isn't quite as funny as the rest.), but it doesn't taint the experience at all. Fester and Jynx quit 3dmm with the comedy of the year, and in all honesty, there's not been a funnier movie released since. Come back, guys. We miss you. Review by Tom Bown.

Overall rating: 9/10 Download
Osama's Heroes [8.91 MB]
Osama's Heroes Preview
Directed by: Jason Ruiz, Jynx
Released: May 2002
Preview This preview has a mixture of very old crappy animation (is it intentional for comedic effect??) and some quite good hand-made characters including Osama himself. I got the feeling it was just a crappy joke about September the 11th happening again this year, which is a bit lame and insensitive, but maybe they can pull it off. There were a couple of very funny bits though, so I think it'll be good with a decent plot.
Overall rating: 7/10 Download
Osama's Heroes Preview [697 KB]